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BM calls 911 for Kool-Aid, burgers and WEED!

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EBT Blackman

Jersey City, NJ

#1 May 2, 2013
Jarvis Sutton said he wanted three things Sunday: food, drink, and drugs. He asked the wrong people for help getting those items, though. Police said Sutton, 34, of St. Petersburg, called 911 approximately 80 times on Sunday. "The defendant admitted to calling 911 because he 'wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him,' " an officer wrote.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/cri...
Yes folks, they're just like us....
THX Whips His Nighurz

United States

#2 May 2, 2013
Repeat after me:

They're just like us.

They're just like us.

They're just like us...
Crakka Crusher

London, UK

#3 May 2, 2013
THX Whips His Nighurz wrote:
They're just like us.
They're just like us...
Exactly!

White Man Calls 911 Nine Times For Cheeseburger

http://www.wishtv.com/dpp/news/crime/police-m...

NEW CASTLE, Ind.(WISH)- A New Castle man's hunger for a cheeseburger landed him in jail.

Fifty two-year-old Gregory Jackson Sr. was so hungry this past Friday night, he called 911 to get it. Not just once, but according to the New Castle Police incident report, nine times in about a 90 minute span.

Instead of sending him a cheeseburger, however, New Castle police sent an officer to Jackson's apartment and arrested him.

Friday night, New Castle 911 emergency dispatchers got a phone call from Gregory Jackson Sr. The 911 calls obtained by 24-Hour News 8 show at first, the dispatcher didn't know it was him.

Dumb crakkkas!

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#5 May 2, 2013
Man Calls 911 for Ride to Liquor Store

http://gawker.com/5604904/man-calls-911-for-r...

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#6 May 2, 2013
Woman calls 911 report herself as drunk driver

http://www.wqow.com/Global/story.asp...

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#7 May 2, 2013
Robert Michelson, busted after calling 911 to ask about growing marijuana

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/conn...
EBT Blackman

Jersey City, NJ

#8 May 2, 2013
No chicken nuggets at Mickey D's!
aisling-

Sunbury, OH

#9 May 2, 2013
"25 signs that you are a Cop:

1.) You have the bladder capacity of five people combined.

2.) You have restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.

3.) You believe that 50 percent of people are a waste of good air.

4.) Your idea of a good time is a “man with a gun” call.

5.) You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.

6.) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.

7.) You disbelieve 90 percent of what you hear and 75 percent of what you see.

8.) You have your weekends off planned for a year.

9.) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

10.) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which it’s located.

11.) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled:“Suicide: Getting it right the first time.”

12.) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.

13.) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

14.) You know anyone who says,“I only had two beers” is going to blow at least a .15

15.) You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.

16.) Anyone has ever said to you,“There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me.”

17.) People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange places...and you know where it’s located.

18.) You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.

19.) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.

20.) You walk into places and people think it’s high comedy to grab their buddy and shout,“They’ve come to get you, Bill.”

21.) You do not see daylight from November until May.

22.) People shout,“I didn’t do it!” when you walk into a room and think they’re being hugely funny and original.

23.) A week’s worth of laundry consists of five T-shirts, five pairs of socks, and five pairs of underwear.

24.) You’ve ever referred to Tuesday as “my weekend.”

25.) You’ve ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction."

Never say that you've seen it all. There will be innovators.
blacks r stupid

Louisville, KY

#10 May 2, 2013
im surprised its name wasn't mary jane, faded or kush royce
Cave mutant crusher

Ann Arbor, MI

#11 May 2, 2013
So what a white five year old killed his sister with a gun THE PARENTS gave him. LOL
EBT Blackman

Jersey City, NJ

#12 May 3, 2013
Cave mutant crusher wrote:
So what a white five year old killed his sister with a gun THE PARENTS gave him. LOL
Off topic. We're concentrating on humorous 911 calls here.

Since: Feb 13

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#13 May 3, 2013
very childish thread with retarded ppl responding. congratulations

Since: Feb 13

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#14 May 3, 2013
Cave mutant crusher wrote:
So what a white five year old killed his sister with a gun THE PARENTS gave him. LOL
really? thats what white kids get for christmas and birthday presents, rifles and shotguns.
EBT Blackman

Jersey City, NJ

#15 May 3, 2013
Aziya Shines wrote:
very childish thread with retarded ppl responding. congratulations
Thank you for responding.

Since: Feb 13

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#16 May 3, 2013
EBT Blackman wrote:
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Thank you for responding.
yeah youre right but i meant ppl posting links going back and forth about whos making stupid calls to 911. thats so dumb and childish. it was actually a shot at newnew retarded ass. grow up. they should have let the thread die

Since: Jun 08

Tulsa OK. & Lugano Switzerland

#17 May 3, 2013
EBT Blackman wrote:
No chicken nuggets at Mickey D's!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =GfKhWzNXdEwXX
Stock price of MCD is still up $1.06/shr. today.
Cave mutant crusher

Ann Arbor, MI

#18 May 3, 2013
Aziya Shines wrote:
<quoted text>really? thats what white kids get for christmas and birthday presents, rifles and shotguns.
Yes really LOL whites are idiots.

http://www.bing.com/news/search...
Cave mutant crusher

Ann Arbor, MI

#19 May 3, 2013
Aziya Shines wrote:
<quoted text>yeah youre right but i meant ppl posting links going back and forth about whos making stupid calls to 911. thats so dumb and childish. it was actually a shot at newnew retarded ass. grow up. they should have let the thread die
I engage these crackers up until the first page. Someone has got to put these crackers in their place.

Since: Feb 13

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#20 May 3, 2013
Cave mutant crusher wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes really LOL whites are idiots.
http://www.bing.com/news/search...
well thats very tragic and a painful incident for the parents. i dont understand why give young kids guns for christmas or bday. they even have birthday parties at gun ranges
EBT Blackman

Jersey City, NJ

#21 May 3, 2013
AAMech wrote:
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Stock price of MCD is still up $1.06/shr. today.
Do they accept EBT?

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