**Clever/Funny Voicemail Greetings. A...

Waterford, OH

#73 Jul 11, 2014
these r too cute

Phoenix, AZ

#74 Sep 27, 2014
Trinity wrote:
<quoted text>
That's going to my home phone
Is this twinkle star one.if so love it.

Bundall, Australia

#75 Nov 22, 2014
Voicemail cost money so be interesting?

Bradenton, FL

#76 Dec 29, 2014
like totally ,like wow , I'm not here right now , so leave a message at the tone I'll call you back with my cellphone, bye bye

El Paso, TX

#77 Dec 30, 2014
Hello...talking to yourself again...leave a message

Westlock, Canada

#78 Jan 28, 2015
______'s Road Kill Café, You Kill It We Grill It! Please leave a message!

Charlotte, NC

#79 Feb 1, 2015
Hey well my phone and I are kind of playing hide and seek right now and my phone is winning so I'll call you when I find it's secret hiding place.
Nicolelookinlegi t

West Orange, NJ

#80 Feb 14, 2015

United States

#81 Feb 24, 2015
Just scream.

Woongarrah, Australia

#82 May 1, 2015
I don't like some of these :(

Saint Paul, MN

#83 Jun 30, 2015
Hello? Um... hello??? I can't hear you... I'm sorry, but you might need to flip your phone 180 degrees... Um... tell me if that works...(BEEP!)

Bellingham, WA

#84 Jul 3, 2015
Hey this is ________ I've got my phone in my hand 24/7 so if you've reached my voicemail it wasn't by accident! Have a nice life!

Huntington Station, NY

#85 Jul 12, 2015
I'm not available. Deal with it

Tucson, AZ

#88 Jul 24, 2015
I called you because you called me. You have reached the_____ family, so leave your name and number at the time (like Barney)

Lexington, MA

#89 Sep 1, 2015
mine is "hello pls leave a message after the beep... BUT FIRST DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!!!(in a chinese accent)
Glitter berry12

Birmingham, UK

#90 Sep 2, 2015
If I hate you you hate me please don't leave a message I'll see you in school or on the floor either way don't call back (in one with the Barney I hate you you hate me sing )

Newark, NJ

#91 Sep 2, 2015
Swade wrote:
I'm looking to change up my voicemail. I'm not sure if I want it to be funny, clever, or smooth. Any ideas for a fun voicemail greeting?
Uh, Im not here now but: To stroke my balls, press 1. To give me a rim job, press 2. To fist me until your hand is sticking out of my mouth, press 3. Yeah. Bye.
black does crack

Spencer, TN

#92 Sep 2, 2015
Swade wrote:
<quoted text>
Uh, Im not here now but: To stroke my balls, press 1. To give me a rim job, press 2. To fist me until your hand is sticking out of my mouth, press 3. Yeah. Bye.
They need a "judge it" icon for...that is just nasty!
The Editor

Elizabeth, NJ

#93 Sep 4, 2015
black does crack wrote:
<quoted text>
They need a "judge it" icon for...that is just poetic!

Schenectady, NY

#94 Sep 4, 2015
"Help please call 911" lol

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