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Jul 8, 2009 | Posted by: Iria

Letterman's Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine

Full story: snafu-ed.blogspot.com

Sarah Palin's announcement that she would be resigning has given David Letterman new life. On Tuesday he unveiled the Top Ten Messages On Sarah Palin's Answering Machine:

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Roxanne

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I can't say enough just how thrilled and honored I was to campaign on behalf of Sarah Palin last year.

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#11 - Letterman here. I win!
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Very funny stuff - nothing in it to get the Frighters an' Righters' knickers in a twist.

We can always thank Palin for bringing some humor to our lives - and of course Letterman too.
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She was so ANGRY with his joke that she called for her OWN resignation. Now THAT'S dense. LOL

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Looks like the Liberal Leftists are lapping up D-Irias spew again
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#12 RNC here. We were wondering if you run to be president of the united states for half a term.
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Would I take Sarah to Argentina for a quick poke in the pants ? Guess !
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#11...his, this is sarah; david letterman is a trendy little shiet who will be quickly forgotten once he's dead (anybody under age 21 ever hear of johnny carson?).
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Max wrote:
#11 - Letterman here. I win!
No you don't win! check out who you go home to every night.

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GAPatriot65 wrote:
Looks like the Liberal Leftists are lapping up D-Irias spew again
As opposed to Conservative Leftists?
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No you don't win! check out who you go home to every night.
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HAHA! Lots of men (at least the smart ones) prefer intelligent "Plain Janes" to high maintenance Barbies with empty heads. Any woman can be beautiful today with the help of cosmetics and / or plastic surgery. You can't buy intellect.

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Letterman blows dead people.
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Responsibility wrote:
Very funny stuff - nothing in it to get the Frighters an' Righters' knickers in a twist.
We can always thank Palin for bringing some humor to our lives - and of course Letterman too.
As long as she stays out of Washington-she can do anything she wants. She's just plain dumb-Tina Fey gave us the humor.
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<quoted text>As opposed to Conservative Leftists?
As opposed to "giving" nothing like you do Mr. Taker?

Have fun at Thrify's and K-Mart. Don't get caught being yourself Mr. Narcisist. Any friends?
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I can't say enough just how thrilled and honored I was to campaign on behalf of Sarah Palin last year.
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And we're thrilled and honored for you. Women stomping for Palin-just can't understand it.
A know nothing about politics, anti choice, pretty ignorant nominee for VP. Even McCain-who's pretty pathetic himself-couldn't stand her.
I'm thrilled and honored that he picked her-A SURE LOSE LOSE FOR THE REPUGNICANS.

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And once again; we on the left get the last laugh. We ran that dumb bimbo out of Office by challenging her on what she has said and done and David Letterman is still the top dog, LOL.

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HAHA! Lots of men (at least the smart ones) prefer intelligent "Plain Janes" to high maintenance Barbies with empty heads.
Guess that leaves you - Plain jane you are - Intelligent you aren't LOL

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That guy from seminole florida mustve had bullies fart in his face in school alot.

Just sayin...
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And once again; we on the left get the last laugh. We ran that dumb bimbo out of Office by challenging her on what she has said and done and David Letterman is still the top dog, LOL.
On one hand you praise Letterman and the other you demonize Limbaugh.
You're new'a savvy is suspect.

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Letterman lick's azzholes on Thursday.
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