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Nov 11, 2009
 
Sheri wrote:
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I do enjoy those dive bars and the 3rd hand smoke that I take home.
O;~)= We understand!
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Sheri wrote:
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No one with half a brain is going to take your f'n vaccine.
They need to vaccinate smokers who continue to violate the bans. Strap them down to a table and inject them and then send them on their merry way. Lets say a smoker violates the bans 3 times in a year. VACCINATE. Maybe 5 times in three years. VACCINATE. It is really quite simple. If a smoker chooses to ignore the bans they are also choosing to be vaccinated. One day these future ex-smokers will thank us for our caring and concern.

BTW, half a brain would be an improvement for most smokers. With half a brain they could figure out that they needed to quit and there would be no problem.

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Nov 11, 2009
 
Time to quit wrote:
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They need to vaccinate smokers who continue to violate the bans. Strap them down to a table and inject them and then send them on their merry way. Lets say a smoker violates the bans 3 times in a year. VACCINATE. Maybe 5 times in three years. VACCINATE. It is really quite simple. If a smoker chooses to ignore the bans they are also choosing to be vaccinated. One day these future ex-smokers will thank us for our caring and concern.
BTW, half a brain would be an improvement for most smokers. With half a brain they could figure out that they needed to quit and there would be no problem.
No one day we will strap you down and lobotmize your crazy ass.
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Sheri wrote:
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No one day we will strap you down and lobotmize your crazy ass.
Ah, there we have the ultimate explanation.

Smokers' grasp of anatomy comes from their inherent placement of their heads, as witness this reference to the performance of a lobotomy, and the source of insanity.

Go easy on them. The duodenal toupee is all they know.
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