Vacaville police nab suspect in series of burglaries

YAY YAY YAY!!! HOORAY!!! Our street was hit by burglaries and I will be SO GLAD if these two are the ones who did it and it ends the ongoing plague. WOW!

i no these two they are not badd they arr goood people just teenagrs society has been mean 2 them and made them do badd things but they had to eat so they borrowd a feww thingss frum rich peeple becaus the repbulicans got taks brakes and the evel captalists keppt these teenagrs frum being good but they ar good anyway its just a few misteaks who among u hav never stolen things from dozens of rich homowners these teenagrs just turning there lifes aroundd and

Paula Prentiss wrote:

i no these two they are not badd they arr goood people just teenagrs society has been mean 2 them and made them do badd things but they had to eat so they borrowd a feww thingss frum rich peeple becaus the repbulicans got taks brakes and the evel captalists keppt these teenagrs frum being good but they ar good anyway its just a few misteaks who among u hav never stolen things from dozens of rich homowners these teenagrs just turning there lifes aroundd and

Awww... poor sweet 'lil teenies. Just been forced to break into rich peeps houses 'cos the teenies are starvin and all and don't have no $$$ for pot and all that crap, and now they were jest 'bout to take on religion and go to Mexico and build shelters for street kids who aint got nothin.

I am just cryin' over it.

LIKE HELL! Lock 'em up and throw the key away.

PlayBallNow,

Yes! How did ewe no? They ware going 2 go to Mexeco and bild lots of howses for the unfortunat in that nacion. They were going to take the things from the rich republicans howses and use them for the poor. So letz give them meddals becuz they stole from evel captalistss and give to the pore. Maybe they can werk in the Obamma admistration or werk for ACRON.

Paula Prentiss wrote:

i no these two they are not badd they arr goood people just teenagrs society has been mean 2 them and made them do badd things but they had to eat so they borrowd a feww thingss frum rich peeple becaus the repbulicans got taks brakes and the evel captalists keppt these teenagrs frum being good but they ar good anyway its just a few misteaks who among u hav never stolen things from dozens of rich homowners these teenagrs just turning there lifes aroundd and

Is this ebonics?

anon wrote:

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Is this ebonics?

no. there is no reference to sex with mothers.

Paula Prentiss wrote:

PlayBallNow,
Yes! How did ewe no? They ware going 2 go to Mexeco and bild lots of howses for the unfortunat in that nacion. They were going to take the things from the rich republicans howses and use them for the poor. So letz give them meddals becuz they stole from evel captalistss and give to the pore. Maybe they can werk in the Obamma admistration or werk for ACRON.

RITE!!'An they wuz jest turnin' their lifes 'round and were usin' the $$ from da robberies to buy da food for soup kitchns and were startin' a list for po kids so dey could get stuffs frum Santa nest month and all DAT! Po little teenies who needed some new toys, too, fo theyselves, too! Like yo no, dey had used up all der funnest video games and were board!

RIGHT!! KICK DER BUTS!

BIG LEAGUE MARK BELLER wrote:

<quoted text> LEARN TO SPELL PUBLICKANT AND KEEP YO EYE OUT FO BUGALERS AND CATCH EM BY DA TOE

HAHA! LOL!!!