Shippensburg man charged for extreme speed

Take away his license for 81 months!

Who cares!!!! Is this what the Public Onion has become, a paper of really worthless news. I love the fact of living in a small town, it has its perks, but also the downside is like the Public Onion, reporting the most undesirable news. There is a whole world out there of intereting news going on, and they report on a kid going fast.....
Who is directing and writing this paper, the children of the middle school...oh no wait, THEY would even write about more interesting developments going on.

Wow wrote:

White Church road????? Now that takes some skill to keep it on the road at that speed.

Most impressive. skill is involved.

Well at least no one has broken out the weak "don't the police have anything better to do?" line yet. Usually two or three dumb hicks throw that one out there every time someone clearly breaks the law and is held accountable for it.

Sad wrote: "Who cares!!!! Is this what the Public Onion has become, a paper of really worthless news. I love the fact of living in a small town, it has its perks, but also the downside is like the Public Onion, reporting the most undesirable news. There is a whole world out there of intereting news going on, and they report on a kid going fast....children of the middle school..."

Wow! Children of the middle school... pay attention while in English class. Don't skip out on grammar and end up like "Sad."

Lock him up, throw away the key
Set him free when he turns thirty-three
Otherwise we'll be reading his obituary

If he was going at such extreme speed
he would, necessarily, have thought that everyone
else was going, extremely, slow and would never
have realized that his impressions of speed
did not negate the truth of the hard
awaiting Reality or the eventual necessity of the cessation of movement which he was attempting to surpass by transcending the heavenly
speed-of-light barrier which, itself, negates
not at all the necessity of far slower speeds on earth which are, by nature, all susceptible to constraints by the laws of matter which are ever involved in any terrestrial "speed limits".

In other words, speeding is proven to be, rather, useless...since no matter how fast one goes in a transportive vehicle, one will not be able to transcend, on earth, that motion which surpasses the speed-of-light in the heavens or even come anywhere near such speeds...which makes all speeding on earth seem, rather, slow...by comparison.

I speak "semi-satirically".

Finally,
Lees deze woorden en betekenissen ongezien te maken tussen de zichtbare lijnen van uw intellectuele weg en overpeinzen de steeds terugkerende onderwerp: dat, snelheden reisde op aarde zaak lang niet zo veel als de snelheid waarmee het licht reist ... waardoor een relatief nutteloos alle snelheidsovertredingen die lijkt misschien zo ... op aarde.

BUMMER!!!! Probably going to lose license over that one for a bit.

GrammEr wrote:

Sad wrote: "Who cares!!!! Is this what the Public Onion has become, a paper of really worthless news. I love the fact of living in a small town, it has its perks, but also the downside is like the Public Onion, reporting the most undesirable news. There is a whole world out there of intereting news going on, and they report on a kid going fast....children of the middle school..."
Wow! Children of the middle school... pay attention while in English class. Don't skip out on grammar and end up like "Sad."

I see what GrammER wrote, but all I hear is blah, blah, blah.

MRRO wrote:

Lock him up, throw away the key
Set him free when he turns thirty-three
Otherwise we'll be reading his obituary

just because this guy got caught its a big huge F...in deal but i bet everyone who has typed in has drove or been with someone driving just as or more reckless then this guy

try and remeber back to when u were 18 drivin around on tour with all ur friends doin stupid sh*t
i bet your guilty!!!
Ur a*s just didnt get caught!!!!!!!!!

Spinoza wrote:

If he was going at such extreme speed
he would, necessarily, have thought that everyone
else was going, extremely, slow and would never
have realized that his impressions of speed
did not negate the truth of the hard
awaiting Reality or the eventual necessity of the cessation of movement which he was attempting to surpass by transcending the heavenly
speed-of-light barrier which, itself, negates
not at all the necessity of far slower speeds on earth which are, by nature, all susceptible to constraints by the laws of matter which are ever involved in any terrestrial "speed limits".
In other words, speeding is proven to be, rather, useless...since no matter how fast one goes in a transportive vehicle, one will not be able to transcend, on earth, that motion which surpasses the speed-of-light in the heavens or even come anywhere near such speeds...which makes all speeding on earth seem, rather, slow...by comparison.
I speak "semi-satirically".
Finally,
Lees deze woorden en betekenissen ongezien te maken tussen de zichtbare lijnen van uw intellectuele weg en overpeinzen de steeds terugkerende onderwerp: dat, snelheden reisde op aarde zaak lang niet zo veel als de snelheid waarmee het licht reist ... waardoor een relatief nutteloos alle snelheidsovertredingen die lijkt misschien zo ... op aarde.

SPINOZA I dont think U! even know what the h*ll ur talkin about
i mean i get ya and all but hey man this aint shakespear

sad wrote:

Who cares!!!! Is this what the Public Onion has become, a paper of really worthless news. I love the fact of living in a small town, it has its perks, but also the downside is like the Public Onion, reporting the most undesirable news. There is a whole world out there of intereting news going on, and they report on a kid going fast.....
Who is directing and writing this paper, the children of the middle school...oh no wait, THEY would even write about more interesting developments going on.

I agree with sad
get over it!!!!!!!!!!

C-S-I CANTSTANDIDIOTS wrote:

<quoted text>
SPINOZA I dont think U! even know what the h*ll ur talkin about
i mean i get ya and all but hey man this aint shakespear

Calm down please...breathe. Inhale. Exhale. Count 1,2,3...
Don't forget your Anger Management classes...where you can
learn how to anger management....oops! I mean, manage anger.

Breathe.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10...
now in reverse:
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...0,-1,-2 ,-3,-4,-5,-6,-7,-8,-9,-10...

There! Don't we all feel better now????

C-S-I CANTSTANDIDIOTS wrote:

<quoted text>
SPINOZA I dont think U! even know what the h*ll ur talkin about
i mean i get ya and all but hey man this aint shakespear

Dude, Spinoza rocks.

It's funny how the police in this area are worried about someone going that fast at 5 something in the morning. They don't do shit about real crime, they are only out to make a buck. And BTW 81 is fast on some parts of that road, but there are others you can get upwards of 150 on a crotch rocket. Maybe the cops should actually do something about cars going like hell through residental areas where there are kids playing for once.

FTP wrote:

It's funny how the police in this area are worried about someone going that fast at 5 something in the morning. They don't do **** about real crime, they are only out to make a buck. And BTW 81 is fast on some parts of that road, but there are others you can get upwards of 150 on a crotch rocket. Maybe the cops should actually do something about cars going like hell through residental areas where there are kids playing for once.

I'd wager that if you were on that road and this clown blew by you doing 81, you'd probably wish there was a cop ahead somewhere to pull him over. This time there was. Don't shift blame to the police because they were doing their job. The last time I checked, speeding was illegal and if you do something illegal, you commit a crime and it's as real as any other other crime.

make that "other crime", not other other crime.

FTP wrote:

It's funny how the police in this area are worried about someone going that fast at 5 something in the morning. They don't do **** about real crime, they are only out to make a buck. And BTW 81 is fast on some parts of that road, but there are others you can get upwards of 150 on a crotch rocket. Maybe the cops should actually do something about cars going like hell through residental areas where there are kids playing for once.

yea i agree 150+++ more like 176 on a rocket

MRRO wrote:

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I'd wager that if you were on that road and this clown blew by you doing 81, you'd probably wish there was a cop ahead somewhere to pull him over. This time there was. Don't shift blame to the police because they were doing their job. The last time I checked, speeding was illegal and if you do something illegal, you commit a crime and it's as real as any other other crime.

take it u were never late for somethin important

MRRO wrote:

<quoted text>
I'd wager that if you were on that road and this clown blew by you doing 81, you'd probably wish there was a cop ahead somewhere to pull him over. This time there was. Don't shift blame to the police because they were doing their job. The last time I checked, speeding was illegal and if you do something illegal, you commit a crime and it's as real as any other other crime.

I'd wager to bet you drive a station wagon. You gotta learn to live a little.