Dead deer in clown suit left on porch

Isn't there a new medication for that? Thought I saw an ad on the tube last night for a med for cdd.

Simply_Red wrote:

<quoted text>Really?? They don't know about CDD?(clown dressing for deer)

LMFAO! That'd make a good skit for SNL.

Caucasian-Alabamian wrote:

<quoted text>It was probably the suicide note found near the body: "I can't live a lie any more. Tell Bambi I'm gay."
P.S. You've been banned more times than I have posts, Br'er Opis. I suspect it's due to something you said.

Poor deer, must have been in a rut....

Uh Clem wrote:

Cruel, yes. But it could have been worse . They could have stuck a candle in it's mouth and called it a Jack O'lantern.

or rudolph

I think we all have a sick side in our brains. I used to see dead bloated raccoons on the side of the road with a paw upright like he was waving. I would wave back and my exwife said "you are not right."
After pounding many beers my friend and I were driving down the road and saw a dead bloated woodchuck, ground hog, whistlepig or whatever you want to call it on his back. I stepped out of the truck looking in the ditch for a whiskey bottle. In northern Ohio they are plentiful on the side of the road. I stuck it in the ground hog's armpit as if he was passed out on the side of the road. I stepped back into the truck and the driver said, "You ain't right!"

Mexican Hillbilly wrote:

I think we all have a sick side in our brains. I used to see dead bloated raccoons on the side of the road with a paw upright like he was waving. I would wave back and my exwife said "you are not right."
After pounding many beers my friend and I were driving down the road and saw a dead bloated woodchuck, ground hog, whistlepig or whatever you want to call it on his back. I stepped out of the truck looking in the ditch for a whiskey bottle. In northern Ohio they are plentiful on the side of the road. I stuck it in the ground hog's armpit as if he was passed out on the side of the road. I stepped back into the truck and the driver said, "You ain't right!"

Seu conto fêz com que Maria e I começ em uma situação embaraçoso. Nós tornamo-nos obcecados com roadkill. Um dia nós vimos um gato inoperante em um neighbor' casa de s que didn' t gosta de gatos. Nós colocamos um " do sinal; Cat" livre; com uma seta. Eu enviei-o por correio electrónico mais tarde para compartilhar do riso. Era um gatinho que desabrigado pegarou e deu um repouso a.

I understand. What is humourous to some can offend others. We don't have deer, rabbits, ground hogs in Portugal. Possums and raccoons are non existant there. We do have hedgehogs, wild pigs, and an occasional ferret.

The deer shouldn't have been clowning around... he be alive right now.

It was Uh Clem, in a clown suit, with a shotgun.

GMGMIKE wrote:

The buck stopped there......

Uh, excuse me, they couldn't just leave it on the porch buck naked.

Dressed to kill, I suppose.

somebody was either really bored or drunk