Two vehicles stolen in one day in Shippensburg

Effington wrote:

Let me tell everyone about the greatest safety feature that every single car, truck and motorcycle has. The KEY! It's required to start and run the vehicle and is unique to your ride.
It has only ONE design flaw: the key must say with YOU!

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IxLR8 wrote:

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You assume too much. A motorcycle can easily be loaded on or into a vehicle and hauled away. How do know for certain the keys were in the vehicles?

IxLR8 wrote:

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You assume too much. A motorcycle can easily be loaded on or into a vehicle and hauled away. How do know for certain the keys were in the vehicles?

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a smart arse wrote:

the Shippensburg cops are too busy chasing down drunk college students to notice "real" crimes

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Grn Twp Res wrote:

<quoted text> Just how are police supposed to determine who is legitimately entering their own vehicle or not?!? They can't stop and question everyone, otherwise all the DUIs and Underage Drinkers wouldn't get caught. It's easy to criticize when you don't have a clue, isn't it?

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a smart arse wrote:

<quoted text> the point is the ship police aka keystone cops couldnt find their rear ends with both hands and a map

Grn Twp Res wrote:

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Name something they've done wrong during an investigation that cost them a case (AKA "Keystone Cops"). They were called to assist PSP and caught one peeper (who was a juvenile), they were called to assist PSP and caught the man who tried to kill his room mate on Britton Road, they were called to Sheetz for a report of a man with a gun who resisted arrest and tossed the gun, but saved his life and didn't cap his a s s. Sounds like great police work to me. By the way, isn't your break over? Better get back to asking people if they want fries with that?

Grn Twp Res wrote:

<quoted text> Name something they've done wrong during an investigation that cost them a case (AKA "Keystone Cops"). They were called to assist PSP and caught one peeper (who was a juvenile), they were called to assist PSP and caught the man who tried to kill his room mate on Britton Road, they were called to Sheetz for a report of a man with a gun who resisted arrest and tossed the gun, but saved his life and didn't cap his a s s. Sounds like great police work to me. By the way, isn't your break over? Better get back to asking people if they want fries with that?

a smart arse wrote:

<quoted text> name something? Ok easy, several ys back they completely mangled a theft case that a family member of mine reported. It was never handled or resolved to our satisfaction, mainly bc of the ineptness of 'chief' scott himself! you must be related to a member of the Barney Fife brigade bc you are the only person i have ever heard speak highly of them!

Ship Auditor wrote:

Hey # 17,
You missed Boro employees driving Boro vehicles without a driver's license.