Ft. Loudon Sidelights: Churches welcome new minister

"...along with swimming, biking, and walking, Valeria enjoys taking an authoritative position in the church, in blatant, direct contradiction of Biblical commands."
(I Timothy 2:12)
Sounds like a lot of fun!

This sort of thing is becoming common place. It won't be long now...

Wow, Moron One (Irritant) meet Moron Two (Sign of the times).

(Actually, no Believers will be following YOUR interpretations whatsoever. I'd rather listen to the original talking jacka$$ than either of you flakes.)

The Bible doesn't need to be "interpreted". It means exactly what it says. I believe every inspired word.

Sign of the times wrote:

The Bible doesn't need to be "interpreted". It means exactly what it says. I believe every inspired word.

Everybody interprets the Bible. Even you.

Is Jesus bread? Are we supposed to eat his flesh and drink his blood? Is Jesus really a gate? Is he a light? Are we supposed to gouge out our eyes and cut off our hands? That's what exactly said. Did Jesus raise all the valleys and lower all the mountains? If you train a child in the way that he should go, will he never turn from it? Ever? Does the earth have four corners? Could Jesus see the whole world from the very high place the devil took him?

I could go on and on, but you see my point, right? If you don't believe these are literal statements then you are interpreting the Bible. Of course you interpret the Bible. Of course it doesn't mean exactly what it says. And saying otherwise is dishonest.

Their Pants are on Fire wrote:

Wow, Moron One (Irritant) meet Moron Two (Sign of the times).
(Actually, no Believers will be following YOUR interpretations whatsoever. I'd rather listen to the original talking jacka$$ than either of you flakes.)

You like to listen to old, talking farm animals, and you call other people flakes. What religious sect of believers are you a part of, the Dr. Doolittles?

Truth wrote:

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You like to listen to old, talking farm animals, and you call other people flakes. What religious sect of believers are you a part of, the Dr. Doolittles?

always there right on time denigrating people you know nothing about... what an epic failure your entire life must be.

That comment would seem to apply more to "Dan the Man" than "Truth".

Oops....I should have said "Their Pants are on Fire", NOT "Dan the Man". SORRY