Vaca police arrest shooting suspect

Barbi wrote:

LOL. Let's not forget lip liner ONLY and the fake eyelashes.
Tottering around the mall food court in 5-inch heels.
Pushing her youngest in a stroller with a bottle of Similac stuck in his mouth.
"Hey. Hey!! I was next! No! I say five burritos! No! FIVE! Huh? I got this card and it say it pays, man!"

LOL!!! Don't forget that free monthly bus pass, and all that cash on the first when we get our monthly checks from SSI for the babies...we can load up on WIC cheese....(birth control? What birth control pill, uh oh, oh well, mama will take care of everything)....

Granny in the Crosswalk wrote:

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LOL!!! Don't forget that free monthly bus pass, and all that cash on the first when we get our monthly checks from SSI for the babies...we can load up on WIC cheese....(birth control? What birth control pill, uh oh, oh well, mama will take care of everything)....

LMAO!!
And she's only 19. Started her babies when she was 13!

She's already wearing an EMD on her ankle from too much cerveza!

Her hair is the texture of steel wool from all the bleaching, so she slicks it down with that goop in the ethnic aisle from Sally's Beauty Supply.

Huge, plastic earrings that her baby keeps pulling on.

She keeps pulling the baby's hair to make him stop but he won't learn, man. You know? He won't learn.

"F*** CPS!"

Barbi wrote:

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LMAO!!
And she's only 19. Started her babies when she was 13!
She's already wearing an EMD on her ankle from too much cerveza!.....

You two are TOO MUCH!

ROTF, L M A O !!!

Barbi wrote:

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LMAO!!
And she's only 19. Started her babies when she was 13!
She's already wearing an EMD on her ankle from too much cerveza!
Her hair is the texture of steel wool from all the bleaching, so she slicks it down with that goop in the ethnic aisle from Sally's Beauty Supply.
Huge, plastic earrings that her baby keeps pulling on.
She keeps pulling the baby's hair to make him stop but he won't learn, man. You know? He won't learn.
"F*** CPS!"

Hahaha! Thirteen is prime, nineteen is a old maid. If you don't have at least one baby, and your mom is 35 and not an abuelita already.....something is wrong, or you are very ooooogleee. That hair makes a good drain stopper when Jr. eats the plastic one in the bath tub. If you ever, ever need kindling, you know where to go. There are 13 people living in a three bedroom apartment, and that's a luxury. Everyone is your cousin, and you all wore the same confirmation gown. Baby that pulls on earrings has 4 rolls around his middle and no neck. "Toddler" is still wearing diapers at 4 and only screams and points at things. He still has a pacifier, and refuses to walk anywhere, he rides on other hip and pokes baby in the eyes, because he's a little diablo....when you go to church the "walls groan", and after church everyone wears their tacky taffeta dresses to Walmart, where the clerks then cringe when they see you minivan caravan coming....

Your not you....

How could I forget the dogs!
The 5 or 6 scrawny dogs they own seem to know when it's payday; Mama chases them away from the dirt dooryard but they slip inside, tails down and eyes rolling during the screaming and fighting.
Fighting means food, they sense.
Fat Junior has been in the refrigerator at the lard again; he left door wide open and the dogs get in and drag the Sunday breakfast chorizo out and gobble it, even though Mama's beating them with her strap.

ELVIS is everywhere!!!

Nic wrote:

I know my neighbors have to be getting mixed up in stuff like this. I wonder if I should just take their pics and give them to the PD and say "just in case these guys match some suspects now, or in the future." I heard them outside one night talking about going out and capping someone, but I didnt see anything in the news over the next few days. Granted they appear to be wanna-be-bangers, but I know they have to be getting into some trouble, especially since I know they deal.

I would take pics and send them to the PD. As for their talk. The real guys do not talk. The fakes, they talk and that is about it.

LA TUYA wrote:

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It would be better to get rid of the stupid whites who think this country belongs to them. This country belongs to mexicans, blacks, asians, and everyone else who is in it. This is America **** jack, get to know it. VIVA LA RAZA MAME LUCO

Viva your a... I'll step on your stupid butt like a frickin door mat you moron. Your people are crap.

Barbi wrote:

How could I forget the dogs!
The 5 or 6 scrawny dogs they own seem to know when it's payday; Mama chases them away from the dirt dooryard but they slip inside, tails down and eyes rolling during the screaming and fighting.
Fighting means food, they sense.
Fat Junior has been in the refrigerator at the lard again; he left door wide open and the dogs get in and drag the Sunday breakfast chorizo out and gobble it, even though Mama's beating them with her strap.

ROFL

ok wow.. she just got chewed up and spit out. Where did our little mexican gang banger baby momma go anyways. I expected more from her loud mouth. Did the girls here get your life story to a T and you have nothing to say now.

Nancyz wrote:

ok wow.. she just got chewed up and spit out. Where did our little mexican gang banger baby momma go anyways. I expected more from her loud mouth. Did the girls here get your life story to a T and you have nothing to say now.

Could she be gone?

Dixon Mom wrote:

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Two raw eggs hanging on a nail!

OMG, funny......cheap tacky egg holders with stretched elastic, dirty, torn....in bizarre colors.

LOL....

I haven't located Scaley yet...

Dixon Mom wrote:

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Me neither. Funny how 'it' disappears' when Windy is on a rampage... which is why I believe(d) he/she was she/he.

What disappeared?

Dixon Mom wrote:

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"It" as in Talia.....

Posts? It? What?

Dixon Mom wrote:

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Okay, now I'm getting a headache. LOL. What I was trying to say is that it's strange how Talia doesn't post when Windy does.... and vice versa.

I think she works days at McDonBald's....and someone is pulling everyone's leg, Mike says he's OLD, almost dead, and uses that link as well.

Nic wrote:

I know my neighbors have to be getting mixed up in stuff like this. I wonder if I should just take their pics and give them to the PD and say "just in case these guys match some suspects now, or in the future." I heard them outside one night talking about going out and capping someone, but I didnt see anything in the news over the next few days. Granted they appear to be wanna-be-bangers, but I know they have to be getting into some trouble, especially since I know they deal.

Trust Your gut. If it looks like SH_T, Smells like Sh_t, Chances are It is Sh_t. Drop A Dime!