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Caliclassic
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Is it HOT or what ?
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Same Zebra
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Caliclassic wrote: Is it HOT or what ? So hot, in my delusional hotness your comments sometimes make since and are a little funny.
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Caliclassic
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Same Zebra wrote: <quoted text>
So hot, in my delusional hotness your comments sometimes make since and are a little funny. If I wanted Sh!t from you I'd squeeze your head !
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Same Zebra
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Caliclassic wrote: <quoted text> If I wanted Sh!t from you I'd squeeze your head ! Hey Mexicant, calm down before you bust a baritto. No more of that gay stuff either Cali, I know you can't help it, being excited about finally marrying your homie. Good luck to you and Pablo. Do they make xxxxxxxxxL sized tuxes? After your done with it, can I barrow it for my boat, I could use an extra sail.
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Caliclassic
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Same Zebra wrote: <quoted text>
Hey Mexicant, calm down before you bust a baritto. No more of that gay stuff either Cali, I know you can't help it, being excited about finally marrying your homie. Good luck to you and Pablo. Do they make xxxxxxxxxL sized tuxes? After your done with it, can I barrow it for my boat, I could use an extra sail. Sure I'll ship you your Mom's panties to you asap, Except for the big brown stain at the crotch, they'll make a fine BIG sail !
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Same Zebra
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lol
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Same Zebra
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Your mommas so fat, at the her favorite restaurant it has a sign, max of 60 people or your Momma!
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Same Zebra
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yo momma so fat that she went into a haunted house and came out with aplications
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Same Zebra
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your momma is so fat when she walks her butt claps
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Same Zebra
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But my momma is a very nice lady. I heard yours just likes the ladies. Munch, munch.
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Caliclassic
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Not bad, not bad at all ! But I hear your momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
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Caliclassic
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And She's so fat, she trips over a cordless phone !
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Caliclassic
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Your momma is so fat she has her own Zip Code !
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Caliclassic
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When your mom goes to the beach to " Lay out " people try to roll her back in the water !
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Caliclassic
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Hell, your momma is so fat that when she walks, each step can be measured on a richter scale.
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Caliclassic
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LOL !
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Same Zebra
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last time your momma said i want to go home your daddy said sea world ain't open!
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Same Zebra
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yo mamma so fat last time she stood on the scale it said no trucks please
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Same Zebra
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o mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Same Zebra
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Yo mama so fat were all stuck in her right now!
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