Here's a great solution you can save on repairing peoples vehichles or worse physical injury by putting up "Drive in Brattleboro at your own risk" on all three exits."We will not be responsible for repairs on your vehicles or your body".Trying to avoid the damn mess could easily cause someone to over correct and drive right into the on coming lane.Malfunction junction is a breeze compared to trying to miss damaging your vehicles or body parts in the very dangerous pot holes.
Do something instead of making excuses.