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Monday Apr 21 | The Washington Post | Posted by The Washington Post
Sharp Edge, Lethal Aim: Chris Rock Brings the Pain to D.C.
“There, I said it. In Washington, D.C.”
In these YouTubian times, there's a certain peril in conducting a multi-city stand-up comedy tour: Punch lines precede their progenitor. Which is to say, you probably already heard about Chris Rock's take on Hillary Clinton: 'I think America's ready for a woman president, I really do -- but does it have to be that woman?' Or that he thinks John McCain is as old as dirt: 'I don't need [a president] with a bucket list.' And for weeks, the afrosphere's been abuzz over Rock's oh-no-he-didn't take on Barack Obama's biggest handicap: 'He has a black wife. . . . If Barack Obama really wants to be president, he needs to get him a white girl.' Read more
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Alpine Forum & PollsApr 13, 2008 | New York Post
“It was difficult because I had to conquer a fear of the unknown”
She may be the only person on reality television who doesn't want to be a star. Malaak Compton-Rock, Chris Rock's wife and one of three judges on ABC's "Oprah's Big Give," says that when Winfrey telephoned her ... via New York Post
Mar 31, 2008 | KTHV-TV
March 31: Entertainment History
On March 31, 1943, the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical "Oklahoma!" opened on Broadway. via KTHV-TV
Mar 27, 2008 | Jersey Journal
N.J. candidate for U.S. Senate actually lives in N.Y.
“They're sitting in my parents' driveway”
Republican U.S. Senate candidate Andy Unanue said tonight he lives in New York City but is moving back to New Jersey. via Jersey Journal
Mar 24, 2008 | Daily Record
Ex-Goya chief enters GOP Senate race
TRENTON -- A millionaire businessman and former chief operating officer of Goya Foods Inc., Andrew Unanue, has entered the race for the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate. via Daily Record
Mar 11, 2008 | New Jersey Family Law
Alpine New Jersey Bergen County Family Law Mediator
This case involves a review of the construction by the Board of Immigration Appeals of Section 203 of the Immigration and Nationality Act, which grants a visa preference to qualified immigrants who are ... via New Jersey Family Law
Mar 9, 2008 | Mid-Hudson News
Strong winds take toll on region's electric service
A fierce early evening windstorm ripped through the Orange and Rockland Utilities' service territory Saturday evening toppling trees, utility poles and power lines and interrupting electric service to 27,000 ... via Mid-Hudson News
Mar 7, 2008 | Pueblo Chieftain
“Wait a minute, you're the odd one without kids.”
Even Chris Rock feels flickers of burnout. It's just that Rock's version of taking a respite from directing and starring in movies entails a six-month, stand-up comedy tour that is carrying him not only around ... via Pueblo Chieftain
Mar 2, 2008 | St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Chris Rock: Hilarious comedian and mellow suburban father
“I think I call everybody out. Sometimes the joke's on the white people; sometimes the joke's on the black people. It's very equal opportunity.”
Even Chris Rock feels flickers of burnout. It's just that Rock's version of taking a respite from directing and starring in movies entails a six-month, stand-up comedy tour that is carrying him not only around ... via St. Louis Post-Dispatch
Feb 11, 2008 | The Patent Trader
Cop started crash that cost his leg
“But he was having difficulty with the steering as he came down the hill and around the bend and he collided with the truck.”
A chain reaction crash that injured three Bergen County, N.J., police officers - one seriously - started when one of the officers lost control of his motorcycle as it accompanied a funeral procession on Route ... via The Patent Trader
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