Rise in sex infections in Basildon over-40s

STDs increase in population over 40 years old? Stop selling Viagra....that won't happen, well at least sell it packaged with penicillin.

Basildon? well, we all know who is responsible for THAT! Old Mother Gumtripes and the Basildon Bummer, barrymore himself.

disgusting wrote:

Basildon? well, we all know who is responsible for THAT! Old Mother Gumtripes and the Basildon Bummer, barrymore himself.

Basildon is so BORING, that there must be an increase in business at that brothel down Gumtripes' road.

basildon is a scummy place lol. been there once. nasty chavvy people!!:(

London_Boy_91 wrote:

basildon is a scummy place lol. been there once. nasty chavvy people!!:(

A few years ago, I had a girlfriend who lived in Basildon. It is a horrifying place indeed.

We used to spend most of our time together down Southend, which is still quite chavvy, but where in Essex isn't?

Gaz the Necrophiliac wrote:

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A few years ago, I had a girlfriend who lived in Basildon. It is a horrifying place indeed.
We used to spend most of our time together down Southend, which is still quite chavvy, but where in Essex isn't?

true true lol. i live in shenfield (brentwood area) which is pretty good for lack of chavvery lol. i been to southend a few times for "adventure island" theme park. pretty cool.

I like the real thick Essex accent you get in places like Basildon.

It sounds like Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke when they do exaggerated, comedy London accents.

For the benefit of foreigners who don't know who Harry Enfield and Kathy Burke are... http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1990/ga...

Oh er missus. Sounds like I should give the place a wide berth.

The whole of Essex should be fenced off and quarantined.

why are so many towns in Essex named after gays? there is Basil-Don and Billy-Ricky that I know of . Why is this? I think we should be told.

I am Gurning Gumtripes, a natural contraceptive in Basildon as men see me and run away in
sheer terror. Those who try to be brave I sing at and that usually does the trick.

Gurning Gumtripes wrote:

I am Gurning Gumtripes, a natural contraceptive in Basildon as men see me and run away in
sheer terror. Those who try to be brave I sing at and that usually does the trick.

The obsessive nutter thread killer strikes again. Remember they're coming to get you. Cabbages are erotic.

thread killer alert wrote:

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The obsessive nutter thread killer strikes again. Remember they're coming to get you. Cabbages are erotic.

Really? Whatever turns you on dearie. Personally for me its Barrymores legs which light my passion. Yippee
Cabbages eh? Well????

after the knees-up at the Old Folks Home in Basildon last weekend, at least 50 pensioners have contracted various unpleasant and embarrassing genital rashes, thanks to Madame Gumtripe, star of the show.

Sex infections in general with people who could be considered "older" are growing. Older people are having more sex, which means higher risk of disease. Also I think some older people have the mentality that they are just going to throw caution to the wind, that they have lived a large part of their life anyway, just have fun with no restrictions.

Gurning Gumtripes wrote:

I am Gurning Gumtripes, a natural contraceptive in Basildon as men see me and run away in
sheer terror. Those who try to be brave I sing at and that usually does the trick.

lol..the face that sunk a thousand ships..lol

Barrymore Is Disgraced wrote:

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Basildon is so BORING, that there must be an increase in business at that brothel down Gumtripes' road.

I wouldn't bother with these idiots BIV is one idiot.Just abuse her back.

Barry wrote:

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I wouldn't bother with these idiots BIV is one idiot.Just abuse her back.

I wish I was as lovely as BIV, but seeing as I am a one-eyed old frump in Bon Marche clothes,
I really should know my place. Obsessing over the gay Michael Barrymore is what I lower myself to. Poor old me, Christine guntrip, Basildon saddo and would-be Barrymore's new punch bag, sorry, I mean "wife". If only Michael would leave the rentboys alone and marry me, christine, instead.

this is a pathetic board set up by bullies on the other forums,one day they are about to get a shock,if she is being blamed for the stupid insane prick comments,good.
She is not reponsible for any sorts of things,unlike them the Londoners,there corner of London,that is full of knife crimes not to mention murders.
these bullies are just completely vile and nasty human beings,they think they can act as children.
As I said really,its being ignored,to let their downfalls commence,Basildon is a better place,better than the shit place they live in,full of pro's just as they are.Not to mention anything else.