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Close to Home - Close to Indictment

Picture posted on Mar 24 '09

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fgsfds

Fort Wayne, IN

#1 Aug 28, 2010
I don't get it.
Flushing the nation away

Crystal Lake, IL

#2 Aug 29, 2010
Should we all think that you can't read then. Wait another few years and they also be in spanish and who knows what else by the time comrad Oboma's done.
Just the Plain Truth

Elmhurst, IL

#3 Oct 3, 2010
fgsfds wrote:
I don't get it.
This was from a prior post on Topix...

This will be the new site of the Dorothy Larson Center of Aquatic Studies & Haley Monkey Business research foundation. The Aquatics Center will feature a License Free Bar from the gracious donation from the Adam Simon Legal Foundation. The center will feature 2 Olympic swimming pools, one just for the swim team, and a host of other aquatic specialties including the newly funded Claude LaMeer Water park addition, which will surely be a big hit for Claude and pre-teen boys. The Simon Legal center will feature presentations on mis-reading local ordinance and evading the will of the public

The Mike Haley Sports Drinking and Monkey Business Research Center will provide a plethora of sports related activities for the middle-aged Alcoholic set, with hand selected activities by Uncle Mike. The Haley Monkey Business Institute will be a leader in primate studies in northern Illinois with a specific focus on alcoholic behavior in lesser primate species. Preliminary statements indicate they will focus on monkey management techniques including bullying and blackmailing practices. This should be of great educational value for the entire community.

Other associated adjacent lots will house the Bob McCarty Petting Zoo and Music Emporium sponsored by Miller Lite. Plans include a mock-up bar where youths can practice bar fighting while intoxicated and a police training facility designed to teach how to avoid arresting children of politically connected families.

Also, the Steve and Mary Turner Spousal Abuse and Marital Cheating Rehabilitation Center sponsored by Thelen’s and the Antioch Chamber of Commerce. This facility will have the wonderful addition of the Mary Turner School of Overacting and Spontaneous Public Crying, with special guest appearances from Mary herself. The chamber will build the Barbara Porch roller coaster ride of Antioch History with annotations provided by the newly developed Stinky Acoustics System.

The Antioch Public Library has more detail on all these wonderful developments all brought to you from the loving hands of the Antioch CAP party and the wallets of local taxpayers.
tears in my eyes

Crystal Lake, IL

#4 Oct 3, 2010
I cried laughing the 1st time I had read this a while back and here again I have tears in my eyes from laughing, thanks again for bringing it back.
All For One

Northbrook, IL

#5 Oct 3, 2010
Just the Plain Truth wrote:
<quoted text>
This was from a prior post on Topix...
This will be the new site of the Dorothy Larson Center of Aquatic Studies & Haley Monkey Business research foundation. The Aquatics Center will feature a License Free Bar from the gracious donation from the Adam Simon Legal Foundation. The center will feature 2 Olympic swimming pools, one just for the swim team, and a host of other aquatic specialties including the newly funded Claude LaMeer Water park addition, which will surely be a big hit for Claude and pre-teen boys. The Simon Legal center will feature presentations on mis-reading local ordinance and evading the will of the public
The Mike Haley Sports Drinking and Monkey Business Research Center will provide a plethora of sports related activities for the middle-aged Alcoholic set, with hand selected activities by Uncle Mike. The Haley Monkey Business Institute will be a leader in primate studies in northern Illinois with a specific focus on alcoholic behavior in lesser primate species. Preliminary statements indicate they will focus on monkey management techniques including bullying and blackmailing practices. This should be of great educational value for the entire community.
Other associated adjacent lots will house the Bob McCarty Petting Zoo and Music Emporium sponsored by Miller Lite. Plans include a mock-up bar where youths can practice bar fighting while intoxicated and a police training facility designed to teach how to avoid arresting children of politically connected families.
Also, the Steve and Mary Turner Spousal Abuse and Marital Cheating Rehabilitation Center sponsored by Thelen’s and the Antioch Chamber of Commerce. This facility will have the wonderful addition of the Mary Turner School of Overacting and Spontaneous Public Crying, with special guest appearances from Mary herself. The chamber will build the Barbara Porch roller coaster ride of Antioch History with annotations provided by the newly developed Stinky Acoustics System.
The Antioch Public Library has more detail on all these wonderful developments all brought to you from the loving hands of the Antioch CAP party and the wallets of local taxpayers.
Honesty is the best policy...and the above comment is definately honest....and quite funny.

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